I guess this is the part where I hold my head down in shame. While I have stayed on track with my reading, can't say the same about everything else.
I tell ya it's all the snow's fault. It's all white and shiny, mocking me with its coldness. Who wants to write with all that drama in their face? It's just plain rude.
If that wasn't bad enough, my computer was totally PMSing yesterday. I think she's jealous I've been paying more attention to her more portable counterpart. I'm like "Seriously? Get over it." There's just so much of the silence treatment I'm willing to take.
If you haven't noticed by now, this is me saying I've got a brand new stack of "I'm Totally Innocent" cards and have already cashed one in.
Dialogue Tips from the Writing Sheep - EXT. *A fenced meadow. Three sheep are grazing. More are in deep background. The WRITER approaches. The sheep raise their heads*. SHEEP #1: Stay there....
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